This is why you should never wear a green shirt to photo day at school? More like you should always wear a green shirt to photo day!<<<<don't have a cool shirt for picture day? just wear a green shirt and bam, INSTANT FASHION
5 yr old daughter: Mom, why some of your hair is white? Me: *smile* every time you make me sad, one hair turns white. Daughter: *wide eyes* mom, what did you do to grandma? Me: that was mostly my brother/your uncle.