Hahaha

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

hahahahahaha. this is my favorite.

The so-called geniuses who invented Everyday Mathematics must be pot-heads! Their wack-a-doodle math makes me and my child cry.<--i'm keeping this because it's hilarious, but seriously i hate common core math!

haha! i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering.

i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering. Except what it needs to say is if I give up drinking COFFEE!

I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. It's just that my standards are very high and most people just don't make the cut. This is my life lol

Bitchology. You have no idea what I can do or what I'm capable of

I really do deserve credit for not acting on the evil, twisted thoughts that run through my mind on a daily basis.

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30 Adventure and Travel Quotes

Some girls are made of adventure, fine beer, brains, and no fear. 30 Adventure and Travel Quotes quotes

Squating So My Ass Matches My Sass | HUMAN. i think i might already have this accomplished??

Butt workouts aren't something to be fucked with, neither is your wit and sass because they are both FIERCE. Show how proud you are of your new gym workout and squat with this shirt!

Everyday Mathematics Made My Kid Cry

The so-called geniuses who invented Everyday Mathematics must be pot-heads! Their wack-a-doodle math makes me and my child cry.<--i'm keeping this because it's hilarious, but seriously i hate common core math!

Happy Friday xo, My Soulful Home | My Soulful Home

Happy Friday xo

jess cuny: this reminds me of us at mc donalds and we drank all our beer and needed refills by the time we got our food. :-) Happy Friday xo, My Soulful Home

Maybe he can't handle a strong, independent woman. Maybe he needs a skank.

Maybe he can't handle a strong, independent woman. Maybe he needs a skank.and truth comes out and he can't and he does and he's found one!

Guys, this is like my life quote my family even agrees xD

I meant to behave but there were too many other options funny quote - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

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