Vintage Wit

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Guilt Trip

Pack Your Bags We're Going On A Guilt Trip Magnet

Pack your bags, we’re going on a guilt trip. (Magnet on sale at Etsy.


Farewell letter from

I Found the Vodka It Was Hiding in the Orange Juice Funny Plastic Sign Wall Sign

from scratch

My Dad used to say this all the time- "Ofcourse it's from scratch! Scratch open the box!


oh so bad.Sometimes I get nervous that I haven't done anything with my life. But then something good comes on TV and I'm OK.

Driving assistance

Just So You Know

Maid service

This Must Be Confusing Me With The Maid Tin Sign features a funny quote and vintage-style reproduction graphic. Metal sign perfect for wall decor.

Delightfully difficult

I prefer to describe myself as delightfully difficult. And it may just be easier on you if you agreed.


I don't expect everything handed to me, just set it down wherever! :: Pin Up Quotes:: Princess Treatment

Stalkers/Secret Admirers

Anne Taintor → remember when stalkers called themselves "secret admirers?


How to Find the Latest Research on Attention Deficit Disorder. If you are trying to find the latest research on attention deficit disorder (ADD), you may have to broaden your search to include Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder.

My husband laughed a little too hard at this one.  :-/

True Story: “Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.


I honestly want to trap my kids inside! OK, maybe with some ear plugs and valium.


Anne Taintor → My greatest fear is that PMS doesn't exist and this is my real personality

Not camping

so true. (And isn't Hunting just camping while shooting things? Meet me at the hotel when you are done with "your camping", shower, then come camp with me in a nice soft warm bed ❤️™)