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A swingsetindecember in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don't know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude eighth grade science fair volcano, but fancy looking E swingsetindecember i just want once where the villain is like, you are too late, i detonated the device and instead of doom and gloom it is just confetti sparklers with abba's waterloo playing and the scientist is like, bitch you thought every time a scientist gets kidnapped to build a terrible weapon, they think about just bullshitting it, but then a tiny voice in the back of their mind says, but don't you want to see if you can? don't you want to laugh madly as you show them all? don't you want to just go feral? - iFunny
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A swingsetindecember in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don't know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude eighth grade science fair volcano, but fancy looking E swingsetindecember i just want once where the villain is like, you are too late, i detonated the device and instead of doom and gloom it is just confetti sparklers with abba's waterloo playing and the scientist is like, bitch you thought every time a scientist gets kidnapped to build a terrible weapon, they think about just bullshitting it, but then a tiny voice in the back of their mind says, but don't you want to see if you can? don't you want to laugh madly as you show them all? don't you want to just go feral? - iFunny
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Ok, so I was reading this news story: Man survives weeks in remote Alaska wilderness after cabin burns down, writes 'SOS' in snow ve more than three weeks in the med down until he was re sed last week by state tr Steele's shoulder-length hair, chestnut brown near the roots fading to golden blond n ts frayed tips, hung matted and dreadlock ke over his neck. His auburn beard flow intrimmed to his chest" Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wrote in a recap o Like what. And then: Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. Ken Marsh Freelance Writer Self-Employ Linkedin recently retired from my position with the State of Alaska as a Public Information Officer with the Alaska State Troopers. My professional background includes well would you look at that - iFunny
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We took a bike tour. We went to many different places.
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Lknow I’m getting close to finishing my time machine because I've caught several older versions of myself attempting to sabotage my lab & fantastic-queenie Hove this one bc the narrator sounds so unconcerned with the fact that their future selves are obviously trying to stop them yourselves. - iFunny
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