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Party Carrots ~ Plastic silverware never looked so cute! Roll your napkin and tie off with two different green colored pipe cleaners Funny Baby Faces, Funny Babies, Someecards, Pregnancy Memes, Pregnancy Pictures, Twin Pregnancy, Lil Boy, Child Baby, Frases
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Party Carrots ~ Plastic silverware never looked so cute! Roll your napkin and tie off with two different green colored pipe cleaners
I'm sorry...all I hear is your perfume. ...If you're interested you can see more of my ecards here: http://www.pinterest.com/rustyfox7/ecards-not-group-board/ Ecards Funny, Funny Cards, Snarky, Witty, Pregnancy Humor, Belly Laughs, I Love To Laugh, Work Humor, E Cards
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I'm sorry...all I hear is your perfume. ...If you're interested you can see more of my ecards here: http://www.pinterest.com/rustyfox7/ecards-not-group-board/
This is wayyy too similar to how I've been feeling lately! lol Hilarious, Funny Cartoons, Life Quotes, Humor Quotes, Funny Comics, Crochet Humor
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This is wayyy too similar to how I've been feeling lately! lol
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Dear Client, Sorry you forgot about your hair appointment. It's okay that I sat here not getting paid while waiting for you. Your hairstylist. Love Crochet, Crochet Yarn, Crochet Stitches, Crochet Patterns, Crochet Ideas, Crochet Mandala, Crochet Afghans, Crochet Blankets, Double Crochet
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Dear Client, Sorry you forgot about your hair appointment. It's okay that I sat here not getting paid while waiting for you. Your hairstylist.
please know what you want before having a seat in the chair It's A Good Life, Salon Quotes, Va Va Voom, Love My Job
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please know what you want before having a seat in the chair
Hahaha this is def me and my husband we work very hard to do everything on our own! Our kids will appreciate us more one day knowing we did it for them and were responsible as parents! Great Quotes, True Quotes, Words Quotes, Wise Words, Quotes To Live By, Words Of Wisdom, Inspirational Quotes, Sayings
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Hahaha this is def me and my husband we work very hard to do everything on our own! Our kids will appreciate us more one day knowing we did it for them and were responsible as parents!
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your negative attitude with my happiness shield! Cocky Quotes, Liar Quotes, Cheating Quotes, Bitchy Quotes, Random Quotes
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your negative attitude with my happiness shield!
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your negative attitude with my happiness shield!
Ecards humor funny true --- yes, instead of focusing on mine, I do that already, i know my sins... I don't need you. No Kidding, I Dont Need You, Ecards Humor, Funny Humor
Maybe you should worry about your own sins for once.
Ecards humor funny true --- yes, instead of focusing on mine, I do that already, i know my sins... I don't need you.
Hmm-know a few people like this in my life! Trendy Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes, Clever Quotes, Meaningful Quotes
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Hmm-know a few people like this in my life!
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I can love how I want. I can do what I want. I can say what I want. I can be who I want. The fact that you're all so judgmental says a lot about you, and nothing about me Jokes
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I can love how I want. I can do what I want. I can say what I want. I can be who I want. The fact that you're all so judgmental says a lot about you, and nothing about me
And keep taking cheap shots at them. Haha....from a pulpit no less. And *that* deserves respect? Have a nice life. Enjoy the Kool aid. :) Tupac Quotes, Now Quotes, Wisest Quotes, Brainy Quotes
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And keep taking cheap shots at them. Haha....from a pulpit no less. And *that* deserves respect? Have a nice life. Enjoy the Kool aid. :)
You know who you are. Get your facts straight if you're going to talk about me. Better yet... mind your own business and keep my name out of your mouth. Thanks. Jealousy Quotes, Hypocrite Quotes
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You know who you are. Get your facts straight if you're going to talk about me. Better yet... mind your own business and keep my name out of your mouth. Thanks.
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So true!!!
Sounds familiar...only my family does this in person every time i see them, not (just) on Facebook. Sarcastic Memes, Stalker Quotes, Relatable Quotes, Texts
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Sounds familiar...only my family does this in person every time i see them, not (just) on Facebook.
You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Humor Mexicano, Weekend Humor, Friday Quotes Humor, Witty Memes, Asshole Quotes, Funniest Quotes, Beer Quotes
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You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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This has happened to me a few times.... Calm Quotes, Work Quotes, What I Like About You
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This has happened to me a few times....
And she gave no f*cks, not a single one. And she lived happily ever ever. The end Sarcastic Sayings, Real Life, Comic
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And she gave no f*cks, not a single one. And she lived happily ever ever. The end
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Haha! I like my stickers! :) It's a nice reminder for all the mo's on the road that there is a family inside of the car, plus it helps me find my van in the sea of other mini vans. Mini Vans, Funny Comebacks, Funny Sarcastic, Someecards Funny Sarcasm Truths
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Haha! I like my stickers! :) It's a nice reminder for all the mo's on the road that there is a family inside of the car, plus it helps me find my van in the sea of other mini vans.
I would give you a nasty look... But I see you already have one. Funny Insults, Clever Comebacks, Witty Insults, Come Back Quotes, Funny Ads
I would give you a nasty look... But I see you already have one.
Why must this narcissistic paranoid involve me in her delusional and deliberate exaggerations and lies? Fact Quotes, Tired Mom Quotes, Delusional People, Narcissistic People, Get A Life, Jealous Of You, Words Worth
Why must this narcissistic paranoid involve me in her delusional and deliberate exaggerations and lies?
Why must this narcissistic paranoid involve me in her delusional and deliberate exaggerations and lies?
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"I think my attitude problem is directly related to your being an asshole problem." Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Attitude Problem, Lol, To Infinity And Beyond, Rotten Ecards
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"I think my attitude problem is directly related to your being an asshole problem."
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That moment you realize the person you loved never existed. It was always a make-believe person they pretended to be, a mountain of lies. Sullen, Exes, Cheating, Breakup, Book Worth Reading
That moment you realize the person you loved never existed. It was always a make-believe person they pretended to be, a mountain of lies.
Those who always call out others tend to lose their shit when you call THEM out. Social Work Humor, Workplace Humor, Office Humor, Work Humour, Work Memes, Snarkecards
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Those who always call out others tend to lose their shit when you call THEM out.
They're called liars, manipulators and face-savers, and they're very insecure deep down. Bless their hearts. Sassy Quotes, A Place For My Head, People Lie, Fake People
They're called liars, manipulators and face-savers, and they're very insecure deep down. Bless their hearts.