I NEVER forget to eat, but I definitely have days where I have eleven breakfasts and night lunch.


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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 91 Pics

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yup. I really need to focus on stressing only about real situations and not the worse case pictures I make up for myself!

I've got 99 problems & 86 of them are completely made scenarios in my head that I'm stressing out about for no logical reason. STORY OF MY LIFE! Time to let go of worrying.

This stuff has changed my life. For real. It gives me energy – no more 2 pm naps – and has helped my skin, nails, and hair! It tastes AMAZING, and has endless amounts of recipes.

All. The. Time.

Yeah if you could go ahead and create your dream office space here. That'd be great - That Would Be Great (Office Space Bill Lumbergh)

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I'm in serious procrastination mode. Who knew there was so much to keep me occupied other than what I need to be doing.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute. So true unfortunately.


Funny pictures about This Little Girl's Face Just Made My Day. Oh, and cool pics about This Little Girl's Face Just Made My Day. Also, This Little Girl's Face Just Made My Day photos.


Lol, the time ask "Does this sound familiar?" and hang up again!

This made me laugh way too hard!

How many tickles?

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? This made me laugh way too hard!

so true

Everyone posts pictures of their cute kids and I am over here like, here's my dog! Funny from Lauren