Buffy: All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now it may not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And you come along and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can *throw* things at me?
Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks., She has the best speeches in the show.
And this right here, is why I have only ever seen "Hell's Bells" one time, and will only ever see it one time. Because let's face it, as much as I love Xander, he can be a huge douche. And this episode is where they crowned Xander the king of douches!!!