Funny translations

ISAW THIS WHILE DRIVING ANDI ALMOST CRASHED – popular memes on the site ifunny.co

Seriously.

17 Scary Signs That Mean Business - The internet has generated a huge amount of laughs from cats and FAILS. And we all out of cats.

Seriously.

tender fragrant grass, how hardhearted to trample them.

Comma as you are.

Phuck ups in english of any kind!.

Uh.... I, uh... wow.

Okay, okay, we all know it's a cultural faux pas to adopt an American-centric attitude about the world, but loosen up for a second and laugh at these hysterically bizarre signs. English isn't quite the lingua franca yet. At least, not any of these forms of it.

Be careful of anything that emits... Photo courtesy of David Jones. Instructions from a dollhouse "coffee shop" model kit.

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen. Menu found in Beijing, China.

Safety Graphics Are So Graphically Delightful!

Those committing suicide will be severely punished... Photo courtesy of "KK @_@". Found in Taipei, Taiwan.

18 Terribly Named Products That'll Cripple Customers With Cringe - The internet has generated a huge amount of laughs from cats and FAILS. And we all out of cats.

Post with 158949 views. 20 Worst Food Names

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