I will deduce and gauge your intentions. I will determine where you came from. I will measure your intelligence and/or educational background. I will analyze your demographics and socioeconomic status. And I will come to my own damn conclusions.
Do you know the state animal of NY? It's the beaver. A baby beaver is a kitten. I present the obligatory kitten picture for online posting. See the smile? He must have seen Around the World in 80 Days at Arizona Theatre Company.