Sherlock taught me that deducting with Irene Adler while holding tobacco ash will lead to not wearing any pants.
"Yo-ho-ho shiver me timbers!" That doesn't sound like a name at all!
"The Incredible Giant Ball is going to save the day!"
It'd be a mutated ape sodomizing me, completely naked. Well.
Well, it's living in mom's garage
Mine would be Tidal Professor, The Watcher of Men... But the pic below is just too funny to be cropped out...
Mine would be Jodo Gargen
I lost my shoe (at that moment) so Gabriel killed me...
I'd have Katniss Everdeen's bow as a weapon and Tyrion Lannister as a partner. I don't actually watch Game of Thrones so I'd be hoping for the best...
"Get out, you useless muppet!"