A soldier and his squirrel. The soldier found a weak baby squirrel, nursed it back to life. Now the guy left the service, works as a taxi driver, and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes! a-soldier-and-his-squirrel.
Walrus Hey Clarence, Quick, Look Down! Walrus Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. A walrus with two holes in his chest from looking down and being poked by his tusks that point down.