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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I'm getting fat

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I'm getting fat

I really appreciate the time you took today to remind me why I don't like you. Ecard

I really appreciate the time you took today to remind me why I don't like you. Ecard

~ You are so FAKE I swear I saw the words 'made in china' etched into the back of your neck.

~ You are so FAKE I swear I saw the words 'made in china' etched into the back of your neck.

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Girlfriends are good at sending you these kind of inspirational e-cards after having your heart ripped out of your chest. Women logic. Love to love men and love to hate them too.

Girlfriends are good at sending you these kind of inspirational e-cards after having your heart ripped out of your chest. Women logic. Love to love men and love to hate them too.

^_^ I see you're still a pathetic piece of work

^_^ I see you're still a pathetic piece of work

I hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary.  I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary.

I hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary.

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next-time-ask-weigh-weight-tell-them-one-hundred-sexy-ecard

I was late this morning which I why I didn't stop to talk in case you wondered

I was late this morning which I why I didn't stop to talk in case you wondered

Is it rude to throw a Xanax in someone's mouth while they are still talking?

Is it rude to throw a Xanax in someone's mouth while they are still talking?

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