My hobbies include eating and complaining that I'm getting fat
I really appreciate the time you took today to remind me why I don't like you. Ecard
~ You are so FAKE I swear I saw the words 'made in china' etched into the back of your neck.
Girlfriends are good at sending you these kind of inspirational e-cards after having your heart ripped out of your chest. Women logic. Love to love men and love to hate them too.
^_^ I see you're still a pathetic piece of work
I hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary.
I was late this morning which I why I didn't stop to talk in case you wondered
Is it rude to throw a Xanax in someone's mouth while they are still talking?