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"I'm an attractive, well educated, classy, and honest woman... who farts, pees in the shower, forgets to brush, and wears the same bra at least 10 times before I wash it."

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Lol! My kids should listen the 1st time!!!!

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Red says that to Daniel before they run from Camp Leak

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NOT the one...NEVER the one.

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I've got heels higher than your standards.

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A Batch of Comebacks and Insults to Aid You in Case You Get Burned More

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Be Patient Please

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This is why our generation is so sarcastic XD miss this

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