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"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't want help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it."

The 15 truthiest Stephen Colbert quotes, America

"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't want help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it."

Stephen Colbert - he's gonna do great replacing Letterman. Although, I am gonna miss THE Stephen Colbert.

Stephen Colbert - he's gonna do great replacing Letterman. Although, I am gonna miss THE Stephen Colbert.

Every time he, Steve Carell, and Jon Stewart express their total love for each other.

22 Times Stephen Colbert Was The Perfect Man

Every time he, Steve Carell, and Jon Stewart express their total love for each other.

Stephen Colbert And The First Lady // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funnypictures

Stephen Colbert And The First Lady

Stephen Colbert And The First Lady // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funnypictures

Stephen Colbert Was So Ridiculously Adorable In College

Stephen Colbert Was So Ridiculously Adorable In College

Stephen Colbert dressed as Legolas for EW’s Hobbit-themed cover - Imgur I'm fabulous cause I'm Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert dressed as Legolas for EW’s Hobbit-themed cover

Stephen Colbert dressed as Legolas for EW’s Hobbit-themed cover - Imgur I'm fabulous cause I'm Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert 2020 (either as himself or as the character he used to play)

Stephen Colbert 2020 (either as himself or as the character he used to play)

An Overabundance of Ignorance is alive, well and flourishing in the U.S. This fact was made painfully clear in the November elections.

An Overabundance of Ignorance is alive, well and flourishing in the U.S. This fact was made painfully clear in the November elections.

“Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.” — Stephen Colbert (Photo: s_bukley / Shutterstock.com)

“Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.” — Stephen Colbert (Photo: s_bukley / Shutterstock.com)

Drumpf is saying Obama is not smart because he won't say 'radical Islam'. This is inconceivable, so something must be going on, probably because Obama is a Muslim and that's a bad thing! No, no, no, that can't be right. Y'know when you look at it from another angle, Drumpf just looks like an asshole.

A round of applause for Stephen Colbert!

Drumpf is saying Obama is not smart because he won't say 'radical Islam'. This is inconceivable, so something must be going on, probably because Obama is a Muslim and that's a bad thing! No, no, no, that can't be right. Y'know when you look at it from another angle, Drumpf just looks like an asshole.

That scarf. That coat. Those dimples. CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT. | Stephen Colbert Was So Ridiculously Adorable In College

That scarf. That coat. Those dimples. CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT. | Stephen Colbert Was So Ridiculously Adorable In College

Stephen Colbert on Fox News's soul - this is one of my very favorites!

Stephen Colbert on Fox News's soul - this is one of my very favorites!

Boom. Colbert on sexism in currency and throws in a burn about the wage gap.

Changing Currency Maybe Is Not Such A Great Idea

Boom. Colbert on sexism in currency and throws in a burn about the wage gap.

The details of Stephen Colbert’s young life — raised in a devoutly Catholic family as the youngest of eleven kids, two of whom were killed, along with his father, in a plane crash — are not new. But to hear Colbert talk in the way that he does in this GQ profile is to understand how central that incident, and his continued faith, are to the comedian’s unique perspective. The last quarter of Lovell’s piece is moving in a way celebrity profiles rarely are. — Gilbert Cruz, Television Editor

Stephen Colbert on Making The Late Show His Own

The details of Stephen Colbert’s young life — raised in a devoutly Catholic family as the youngest of eleven kids, two of whom were killed, along with his father, in a plane crash — are not new. But to hear Colbert talk in the way that he does in this GQ profile is to understand how central that incident, and his continued faith, are to the comedian’s unique perspective. The last quarter of Lovell’s piece is moving in a way celebrity profiles rarely are. — Gilbert Cruz, Television Editor

Stephen Colberts Midnight Confessions (Hardcover) (Stephen Colbert)

Stephen Colberts Midnight Confessions (Hardcover) (Stephen Colbert)

wow... If this guy doesn't deserve to be taught a lesson,  I don't know who does...

Thoughts?

wow... If this guy doesn't deserve to be taught a lesson, I don't know who does...