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Humans: the galaxy's most feared bounty hunters. Notable for their skill at dis. Humans: the galaxy's most feared bounty hunters. Notable for their skill at disguise and their lack of cybernetic and ps. Writing Advice, Writing A Book, Writing Prompts, Writing Ideas, Star Citizen, Tumblr Funny, Funny Memes, Jokes, Hilarious

Humans: the galaxy's most feared bounty hunters. Notable for their skill at disguise and their lack of cybernetic and psychic enhancements.

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Humans in space

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Humans are space orcs /space Australia /humans are weird (really glad the humans are on our side) My Tumblr, Tumblr Posts, Tumblr Funny, Funny Memes, Nerd Memes, Hilarious, Tumblr Aliens, Space Australia, Space Story

For my second cake day, I present you. Some of my favorite story's of Humans are weird. - Funny post

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 but how sad is it to think that aliens don't have dogs? Like earth sucks a lot, but at least we've got dogs. That makes being her so much better. My Tumblr, Tumblr Posts, Tumblr Funny, Funny Memes, Hilarious, Writing A Book, Writing Tips, Writing Prompts, Writing Skills

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Alien crew: wiat if this is how they “care” for their young and they claim to “care for us”. Alien crew: RUN AHHH Writing A Book, Writing Tips, Writing Prompts, Funny Quotes, Funny Memes, Hilarious, Tumblr Aliens, Space Australia, Aliens Funny

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Massachusetts-redhead FOHOW Humans Are Space Orcs: Braces I have been reading a lot of these so here it is, Just imagine an alien when they find out about braces. "Do you mean to teii me that you strap metal to your young and slowly move their bones, Without pam killers, over iong periods oftime? The bones that they use to eat? Then make them wear more metai m their mouths for the rest of their We, all for a standard of beauty?" Nah dude, some do it for medical reasons. I knew someone who had…

Alien historians horrified by our history and warn others. Human space explorers wonder why everybody's suddenly so nice to them. Writing A Book, Writing Tips, Writing Prompts, Tumblr Aliens, Space Australia, Tumblr Funny, Funny Memes, Hilarious, Aliens Funny

Humans as Space Orcs dump

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quotes about death Humans are unstoppable. sscheiviousandmim I'm not the most eloquent writer, but I've had this idea kicking around for a while and figured I'd put it out into the universe. Alot of the basis for the Writing Promps, Writing Advice, Creative Writing, My Tumblr, Tumblr Funny, Space Australia, Korean Lessons, Story Prompts, Romance

Humans are unstoppable...Until they aren't. sscheiviousandmim I'm not the most eloquent writer, but I've had this idea kicking around for a while and figured I'd put it out into the universe. Alot of the basis for the "humans are space orcs" stuffis the idea that we're pretty durable compared to many species, yeah? When it comes to physical trauma, we can bounce back from most things that don't kill us outright, especially given the benefit of hypothetical space-age technology, and adrenaline is one heck of a drug when it comes to functioning under stress. But that doesn't make us unkillable, and even though we can survive debilitating injuries and not die from shock, it doesn't mean it's fun. Dying of shock sucks, but at least it's probably quick. So Imagine a ship, adrift in space, slowly being drawn into a star or something. In order to save the ship, someone has to repair the hyper-quantum- relay-majig on the hull or in the engine or whatever. Bit of a problem though- there's a ton of deadly, deadly radiation (Wrath of Khan style) or poisonous fumes or, I dunno, electrical current, between the crew and the repair. Like, enough to kill most species instantly, so the crew is just like, "welp, guess we'll die then'. But then. BUT THEN They ask the human. Because everyone's heard the in itclose encounters of awkward kind#l think aspect of this phenomenon we've goingitis it very are and when gentle those they to the out of - iFunny :)

Humans are unstoppable...Until they aren't. sscheiviousandmim I'm not the most eloquent writer, but I've had this idea kicking around for a while and figured I'd put it out into the universe. Alot of the basis for the "humans are space orcs" stuffis the idea that we're pretty durable compared to many species, yeah? When it comes to physical trauma, we can bounce back from most things that don't kill us outright, especially given the benefit of hypothetical space-age technology, and…

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Adventuresofxyioandlee Follow Morning Poison Xylo had just finished making a fresh batch of poison to fill the Alpha Squadron's blow darts before they ieft to explore the hostile planet of Dran'dal. Made from a plant the humans had introduced them to, the substance was highly lethal if shot into one's bloodstream, or ingested. Xylo was about to pour the substance into darts when the ship's resident human wandered in. She had obviously been looking for something, and her eyes lit up when she saw the steaming liquid in the beaker in Xylo's hand. ”Yo, Xy. Can l have some of that?" Xylo went still and turned toward the human quizzically, but handed her the beaker. “Of course?" It came out sounding like more of a question than a statement, but the human had bonded with everyone on board the ship, so there was no risk of her doing something with lethal consequen- Xylo’s thoughts were cut off by alarm as the human raised the beaker to her lips and downed the contents. They scrambied for the comm at their hip, desperate to call a medic, but they knew it was already too iate. Still, somehow the human rushed towards them. “Xylo, what’s wrong?" Her forehead creased in concern, but not for herself, Xylo realized. She was concerned for them. They tried to keep their voice from shaking as they answered, “You just drank an entire batch of poison. How are you not dead?" A flash of confusion flashed across the human's face. before she started laughing. Xylo stared. They had long gotten used to the human habit of using signs of aggression as an indication they were happy or found something humorous, but there was nothing humorous about ingesting poison. “I'm sorry for scaring you," the human managed to say after they had calmed down. “But that's not poison, not to humans anyway. We call that coffee. A lot of us drink it every morning because the caffeine helps us stay awake” Xylo's blank stare slowly changed to shocked horror. “It‘s the caffeine that's poisonous. . fiearth IS space austraiia #humans are space orcs #advenlures of Xylo and iee > D º O _ - iFunny :)

Adventuresofxyioandlee Follow Morning Poison Xylo had just finished making a fresh batch of poison to fill the Alpha Squadron's blow darts before they ieft to explore the hostile planet of Dran'dal. Made from a plant the humans had introduced them to, the substance was highly lethal if shot into one's bloodstream, or ingested. Xylo was about to pour the substance into darts when the ship's resident human wandered in. She had obviously been looking for something, and her eyes lit up when she…

relationship posts I kind of love the human/alien - relationshipgoals Writing Help, Writing A Book, Writing Tips, Writing Prompts, Tumblr Funny, Funny Memes, Hilarious, Tumblr Aliens, Space Australia

I kind of love the human/alien relationship posts, so here is a few put together.

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Out of all those alien/human writing ideas, this is one of my favourites. My Tumblr, Tumblr Funny, Funny Memes, Hilarious, Writing Tips, Writing Prompts, Writing Resources, Tumblr Aliens, Space Australia

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I don't know why I continue to find these Aliens visiting earth theories so funny , Humans are Weird Earth is Space Australia Tumblr Posts, Writing Tips, Writing Prompts, Funny Quotes, Funny Memes, Jokes, 9gag Funny, Sassy Quotes, Tumblr Aliens

Humans Are Weird (Pregnancy and Babies)

Humans Are Weird (Pregnancy and Babies) “Humans are weird” post! What if all aliens actually hatch from eggs and our planet is the only one in the universe that has mammals on it. For an alien, the...

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