Slides are confounding things. No matter how fast these kitties try to run or how quickly their little paws pitter-patter away, they just can't get up any higher on this silly slide! Who needs a treadmill when you have kittens on a slide?
What sleep?I'm not Sleeping Beauty.I need my beauty sleep to be alert&healthy&have energy to do my things. There will be other men&opportunities desperados/Speedy Gonzalezes/hasty people. I'm not rushing into anything.