A way of making your indoor plants as decorations is really beautiful :) I don't like the wood-look though. I think airplants are the only ones which will work. Other plants require water drainage etc.
Make several slices around hot dogs & then soak in hot water for minutes. Roll/flatten bread squares, place cheese, then hot dog & roll up. Dip in the egg mixture & then roll in bread crumbs, pan fry until golden. Enter stick for corn-dog effect : )