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How To Be a Decent Human Being

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I get that it's the style now for teen boys to grow their hari out but my God they don't have to look homeless. Here is the "altercation" with him yesterday. #hair #haircut #teenager #longhair #parenting #sons

Because of 5", my son has been quarantined. Here's how I'm fighting back. #quarantine #quarantineideas #parenting #children #kids #parentingadvice #freedom #patriot #mommabear #rights #america #2020 #sports #sportsfreedom

While we dumb our children down even more and consider taking to "the drink", this is my gentle push to the school board to bring the kids back to school. #backtoschool #humor #parenting #onlinelearning #comedy #funny #hotmessemoir #kids

Parenting

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Ever wonder if you're a troll? Click here and see if you've ever used these steps! #trolls #trolling #blogging #blogger #bloggerlife #humor #humorous #funny #funnystory #humorblog #hotmessmemoir #hotmess

After almost 4 years of blogging, here's what I think it takes to blog for the long haul! #blogger #bloggerlife #blogging #bloggertips #socialmedia #socialmediatips #writing #writingtips #wordpress #wordpresstheme #wordpressblog #wordpresstips

You know you're a blogger when ____. #humor #blogger #blog #writing #socialmedia #funny

Blogging

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Between their app not working and the customer service I received at McDonald's, clearly they weren't knocking it out of the park. #rant #humor #funny #customerservice #fastfood #wtf #hotmessmemoir

I Became Prom Queen Last Night! #prom #promqueen #prom #humor #promnight #funny #lol #travel #marriott #courtyard #comedy #soccerlife #soccermom #parenting #moms #dads #kids

I've seen some awful behavior on the sidelines on a soccer game. Here's how to act as an adult at a kid's soccer game. #soccer #soccertips #soccermom #soccermoms #youthsports #referee #coach #coaching #football #barcelona #liverpool #manchesterunited #manchestercity #teams #goalie #striker #soccerball

Soccer Mom

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I don't know about you but I'm tired of the humble bragging on Facebook. It's so obvious but why isn't it obvious to them? #socialmedia #facebook #humblebrag #humor #comedy #funny #blogpost #hotmessmemoir #family

Have you ever visited your Facebook selling wall? Click here to see some of the strangest things to be put on there! #facebook #wtf #hotmessmemoir #comedy #humor #funny #ridiculous

I'm tired of Facebook memories always showing me the pics where I was happier, skinner....richer. Here are my views. Click here! #facebook #memories #humorous #funny #comedy #humorblog #hotmessmemoir #lol #socialmedia #goodreads

House Hunters & Facebook Selling Wall Funnies

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I now work with several plants in Mexico and many emails come over in Spanish. I decided to take life by limes, signed up for Babbel and here's how it's going. #babbel #spanish #languageactivity #language #humor #hotmessmemoir #foreignlanguagelearning #babbel

People that announce how busy they are all the time at work, usually aren't that busy. In this post, I detail the top 10 characteristics of this person. #humor #hotmessmemoir #funny #workplace #cubicle #coworkers #list #work #office

I think the title speaks for itself! #jobs #jobsearch #jobsearchtips #career #careeradvice #jobhunting #careertips #interview #interviewtips #resume #resumetips #application

Workplace

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My work has decided to add motivational quotes to our bathroom stalls but there's a catch! #inspirationalquotes #humor #funny #motivationalquotes #workplace #hotmessmemoir

I'm just being honest when I say I don't like shopping at Kohl's. From the fashion to the visual design, here are 10 reasons I'm not a fan. #shopping #kohls #blog #hotmessmemoir #humor #funny #comedy #funnyread #list #opinion

Check out Kim Kardashian's most recent tweent about how "blessed" she is during a pandemic. #kimkardashian #oblivous #humor #wtf #wealth #hotmessmemoir #kardashian #twitter

Pop Culture Funnies

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I don't know what clicked about weight loss but it finally did about 6 weeks ago. Read here how I dropped 9 pounds with very small lifestyle changes. #weightloss #fitness #diet #diettips #humor #hotmessmemoir #exercisetips #planetfitness

I did it! I bought a microneedling pen. In this post I write about my first experience and the mistakes I made so you don't! #skincare #anti-aging #microneedling #skincareroutine #skincaretips #beauty #gifts #christmasgifts #beautytips #wrinkles #collagen #hotmessmemoir

Just when you think the world can't get any crazier, out comes this letter from the Washington DC Mayor's office. #humor #comedy #funny #relationships #government #lol #smh #hotmessmemoir

Health

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Without fail, every year, we get the same braggy Christmas letter. What I want is for someone to send a non-braggy, truthful Christmas letter so here is my fake one! #christmas #holidays #christmasletter #humor #funny #hotmessmemoir #christmascards

In this post, I want to share with you guys what my family got me for Christmas #Christmas #giftgiving #whatigotforchristmas #humor #family #gifts #cricut #schittscreek #television #hotmessmemoir.com #affiliate #writingprompts #jewelry

Come along with me on my fantastic journey into shopping on Thanksgiving/Black Friday! #giftgiving #blackfriday #shopping #christmas #tistheseason #holidays

Holidays

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After having breakfast with my son at his school, I let him know that he never has to eat another school lunch for the rest of his life! #humor #comedy #funny #schoollunch #lunchesforkids #lunchesforkidsschool #hotmessmemoir

If there's one piece of nourshmint that I absolutely love and crave, it's steak. I'd probably roll around in steak if I could. #crave #craving #humor #comedy #blog #hotmessmemoir #funny #food #steak

In this post, I try a meal kit. I've always thought they were too expensive and a waste of time. Click here to find out if I feel the same way afterwards. #humor #funny #recipe #preparedmeals #cooking #fastmeals #mealkit #mealkitrecipes

Food

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I now work with several plants in Mexico and many emails come over in Spanish. I decided to take life by limes, signed up for Babbel and here's how it's going. #babbel #spanish #languageactivity #language #humor #hotmessmemoir #foreignlanguagelearning #babbel

I now work with several plants in Mexico and many emails come over in Spanish. I decided to take life by limes, signed up for Babbel and here's how it's going. #babbel #spanish #languageactivity #language #humor #hotmessmemoir #foreignlanguagelearning #babbel

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

I did it! I bought a microneedling pen. In this post I write about my first experience and the mistakes I made so you don't! #skincare #anti-aging #microneedling #skincareroutine #skincaretips #beauty #gifts #christmasgifts #beautytips #wrinkles #collagen #hotmessmemoir Microneedling, Memoirs, Skin Care Tips, Wrinkles, Parenting, Relationship

I did it! I bought a microneedling pen. In this post I write about my first experience and the mistakes I made so you don't! #skincare #anti-aging #microneedling #skincareroutine #skincaretips #beauty #gifts #christmasgifts #beautytips #wrinkles #collagen #hotmessmemoir

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

Given my bad luck over the past few weeks, I'm guessing someone cursed me. What else would it be? #humor #funny #hotmessmemoir #blog #fml #badluck Luck, Give It To Me, Bad, Humor

Given my bad luck over the past few weeks, I'm guessing someone cursed me. What else would it be? #humor #funny #hotmessmemoir #blog #fml #badluck

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

I'm so excited to have found this website for dirt cheap flights. It's almost too good to be true! #cheapflights #cheapvacation #travel #hotmessmemoir #scottscheapflights #budgettravel #discountedflights #bargain #savemoney #travelhacks Scotts Cheap Flights, Find Cheap Flights, Budget Travel, Travel Tips, Dirt Cheap, Best Kept Secret

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I'm so excited to have found this website for dirt cheap flights. It's almost too good to be true! #cheapflights #cheapvacation #travel #hotmessmemoir #scottscheapflights #budgettravel #discountedflights #bargain #savemoney #travelhacks

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

While being on the Adventure of the Seas, I had to laugh imagining what it would be like evacuating thousands of drunks if the ship was sinking. #cruiseship #royalcaribbean #adventureoftheseas #hotmessmemoir #bermuda #humor #funny #blog Adventure Of The Seas, Royal Caribbean, Titanic, Cruise, Guess

Adventure Of The Seas

Royal Caribbean

While being on the Adventure of the Seas, I had to laugh imagining what it would be like evacuating thousands of drunks if the ship was sinking. #cruiseship #royalcaribbean #adventureoftheseas #hotmessmemoir #bermuda #humor #funny #blog

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

I love my teacup Chihuahua Lulu! She is sweet, smart and very inquisitive. But she has some really gross habits. Here I detail her top gross habits. #teacupchihuahua #chihuahua #puppiesofpinterest #puppies #hotmessmemoir Teacup Chihuahua, Inquisitive, Lulus, Boston Terrier, Tea Cups

Teacup Chihuahua

I love my teacup Chihuahua Lulu! She is sweet, smart and very inquisitive. But she has some really gross habits. Here I detail her top gross habits. #teacupchihuahua #chihuahua #puppiesofpinterest #puppies #hotmessmemoir

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

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Friends Laughing

Inspirationalquotes

Motivational Quotes

My work has decided to add motivational quotes to our bathroom stalls but there's a catch! #inspirationalquotes #humor #funny #motivationalquotes #workplace #hotmessmemoir

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

It's no secret, the economy sucks right now. That being said, I've compiled 10+ ways to save money. Some you may have heard of but I can can gurantee there are a few you haven't! Click here to learn more! #hotmessmemoir #humor #comedy #humor Gas Prices, Ways To Save Money, Saving Money, Learning, Blog

Ways To Save Money

It's no secret, the economy sucks right now. That being said, I've compiled 10+ ways to save money. Some you may have heard of but I can can gurantee there are a few you haven't! Click here to learn more! #hotmessmemoir #humor #comedy #humor

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

Let's face it, bullies are jerks. They bring nothing good and are annoying AF. That being said, I was bullied growing up and here is my honest advice. It's not pretty but click here to read on! #bullied #middleschool #teenagers #mentalhealth #humor #hotmessmemoir Bullying, Middle School, Growing Up, Playbill

Let's face it, bullies are jerks. They bring nothing good and are annoying AF. That being said, I was bullied growing up and here is my honest advice. It's not pretty but click here to read on! #bullied #middleschool #teenagers #mentalhealth #humor #hotmessmemoir

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

People that announce how busy they are all the time at work, usually aren't that busy. In this post, I detail the top 10 characteristics of this person. #humor #hotmessmemoir #funny #workplace #cubicle #coworkers #list #work #office Busy At Work, 10 Reasons, Cubicle

People that announce how busy they are all the time at work, usually aren't that busy. In this post, I detail the top 10 characteristics of this person. #humor #hotmessmemoir #funny #workplace #cubicle #coworkers #list #work #office

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

As I run away from Father Time, I'm doing everything I can to fight off signs of again. Here are 6 awesome beauty tools that have helped me give Father Time the bird. #beauty #beautytools #agingwell #skincare #skin #skincareroutine #beauty Aging Well, Light Therapy, Injections, Beauty Tools, Acne Treatment, Plastic Surgery, Pain Relief

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As I run away from Father Time, I'm doing everything I can to fight off signs of again. Here are 6 awesome beauty tools that have helped me give Father Time the bird. #beauty #beautytools #agingwell #skincare #skin #skincareroutine #beauty

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

I get that it's the style now for teen boys to grow their hari out but my God they don't have to look homeless. Here is the "altercation" with him yesterday. #hair #haircut #teenager #longhair #parenting #sons Teen Boys, Parenting Sons, Fight, Hair Cuts

I get that it's the style now for teen boys to grow their hari out but my God they don't have to look homeless. Here is the "altercation" with him yesterday. #hair #haircut #teenager #longhair #parenting #sons

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

Obviously these aren't love letters, just posts on Moscow Craig's List directed towards Putin and it's AMAZING! #ukraine #russia #putin #humor #funny #hotmessmemoir #loveletters #love #sofunny Love Letters, Things To Think About, Russia Putin

Things To Think About

Obviously these aren't love letters, just posts on Moscow Craig's List directed towards Putin and it's AMAZING! #ukraine #russia #putin #humor #funny #hotmessmemoir #loveletters #love #sofunny

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

Just when you think you'll have the house to yourself, something goes wrong. Here is my "super" evening in the worst part of town along with a crazy tow truck driver! #humor #funny #ford #escape #carrepairs #transmission #momlife Tow Truck Driver, Road Rage, Endure, Towing, Failure

Tow Truck Driver

Just when you think you'll have the house to yourself, something goes wrong. Here is my "super" evening in the worst part of town along with a crazy tow truck driver! #humor #funny #ford #escape #carrepairs #transmission #momlife

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

I can't stop talking about the Gilded Age! In this post, I lay out why it's my new favorite show and what it's all about! #gildedage #drama #bingeworthy #hbo #cynthianixon #history #newyorkcity Body Weight Leg Workout, Gilded Age, Stop Talking, Old And New, Hbo

Body Weight Leg Workout

I can't stop talking about the Gilded Age! In this post, I lay out why it's my new favorite show and what it's all about! #gildedage #drama #bingeworthy #hbo #cynthianixon #history #newyorkcity

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

After a successful post a few years back about the most picked lotto numbers, I thought I would update my blog with the most and least drawn powerball numbers. #lottery #howtowinalottery #powerball #money #luckynumbers Powerball Drawing, Lotto Numbers, Number Drawing, Power Balls, Winning Numbers, Winning The Lottery, Graphing

Powerball Drawing

Winning Numbers

Winning The Lottery

After a successful post a few years back about the most picked lotto numbers, I thought I would update my blog with the most and least drawn powerball numbers. #lottery #howtowinalottery #powerball #money #luckynumbers

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

How I managed to not only insult the Amish but embarrass myself. #humor #funny #puppies #chihuahua #doglover #breeder #amish Embarrassing Moments, Offended, Insulting, Amish, Chihuahua, Dog Lovers, Funny Puppies

Embarrassing Moments

How I managed to not only insult the Amish but embarrass myself. #humor #funny #puppies #chihuahua #doglover #breeder #amish

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

Here I take you on my "journey" of attempting to adopt a Chihuahua puppy. #puppies #dogs #shelterdog #chihuahua #teacupchihuahua Chihuahua Puppies, Puppies To Adopt, This Is My Story, Puppy Adoption, Shelter Dogs

Chihuahua Puppies

Puppies To Adopt

This Is My Story

Here I take you on my "journey" of attempting to adopt a Chihuahua puppy. #puppies #dogs #shelterdog #chihuahua #teacupchihuahua

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

After using castor oil to regrow my eyebrows, I decided to map them which was a HUGE mistake! Click here to check out a pic of what I did! Eyebrows, Castor Oil, Shorts

After using castor oil to regrow my eyebrows, I decided to map them which was a HUGE mistake! Click here to check out a pic of what I did!

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

I'm just being honest when I say I don't like shopping at Kohl's. From the fashion to the visual design, here are 10 reasons I'm not a fan. #shopping #kohls #blog #hotmessmemoir #humor #funny #comedy #funnyread #list #opinion Rhyme And Reason, Kohls, Juicy Couture, Ripped Jean, How To Make Money, Funny Comedy

Rhyme And Reason

How To Make Money

I'm just being honest when I say I don't like shopping at Kohl's. From the fashion to the visual design, here are 10 reasons I'm not a fan. #shopping #kohls #blog #hotmessmemoir #humor #funny #comedy #funnyread #list #opinion

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

Just when you think the world can't get any crazier, out comes this letter from the Washington DC Mayor's office. #humor #comedy #funny #relationships #government #lol #smh #hotmessmemoir Office Humor, Female Friends, Washington Dc, Government, Comedy

Just when you think the world can't get any crazier, out comes this letter from the Washington DC Mayor's office. #humor #comedy #funny #relationships #government #lol #smh #hotmessmemoir

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

Are you as exhausted over this election as I am? #election #voting #vote #UnitedStates #America #Democrat #Republican #hotmessmemoir Dumpster Fire, Train Wreck, Exhausted, Democrats

Are you as exhausted over this election as I am? #election #voting #vote #UnitedStates #America #Democrat #Republican #hotmessmemoir

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

Check out Kim Kardashian's most recent tweent about how "blessed" she is during a pandemic. #kimkardashian #oblivous #humor #wtf #wealth #hotmessmemoir #kardashian #twitter Kim Kardashian, Broadcast, Wealth, Congratulations, Blessed

Congratulations

Check out Kim Kardashian's most recent tweent about how "blessed" she is during a pandemic. #kimkardashian #oblivous #humor #wtf #wealth #hotmessmemoir #kardashian #twitter

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog

Here's what we're doing to keep a shelter dog and everyone around her safe. #shelterdog #dog #puppies #leashes #hotmessmemoir #dogsafety Dog Attack, Save A Dog, Dog Safety, Pills

Here's what we're doing to keep a shelter dog and everyone around her safe. #shelterdog #dog #puppies #leashes #hotmessmemoir #dogsafety

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir (Humor Blog)

Hot Mess Memoir Humor Blog