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A feminist? More like a warrior. These bad bitch quotes might be the perfect slap-in-the-face you'll need to fight self-doubts.

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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.   The lizard looks up and says "Hey, what are you doing?"   The monkey says "Smoking a joint. Come up and join me."   So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint.   After a while, the... Sitting In A Tree, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Relationship Jokes, Humor Mexicano, Work Quotes Funny, Trending Topic, Funny Long Jokes, Funny Work Jokes, Short Jokes

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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