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Church jokes

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A young man was inspired to help out with his church's fundraiser. He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell. The following day the young man returned ‣ by...

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The friendly usher at the country church greeted the elderly woman visitor at the door and helped her up the steps.“Where would you like to sit?” he asked politely.“The front row, please,” she answered.

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A guy is walking down the street and he sees his friend with a black eye. He asks him what happened. His friends says, "Well I was in church and..." The man interrupts "Church! How do you get hurt in church?" The friend continues, "Well, I was sitting behind this woman ‣ by Jokes Of The Day

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There was a pastor at a local church who loved to golf... ... he would try to golf as much as possible whenever he could. He would always watch out for the weather to check if there were any days for golfing. Now, it so happened that one of the days was the ‣ by Jokes Of The Day

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A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Karen. Her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, this distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done...

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John, who was in financial difficulty, walked into a church and started to pray. "Listen God," John said. ''I know I haven't been perfect but I really need to win the lottery. I don't have a lot of money. Please help me out.'' He left the church, a week went by, and he ‣ by Jokes Of The Day

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The pastor stood before the congregation and said;"I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news."The congregation got quiet."The bad news is: the church needs a new roof!" the pastor said.The congregation groaned.

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Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple... - funny joke

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