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These cross stitch patterns are completely inappropriate (also known as subversive cross stitch.) They have bad words in them and some have mature themes. Please only click through if you are looking for inappropriate cross stitch patterns.

Cross stitch sayings "There are two types of people - Avoid both" - Download embroidery pattern in PDF 🧵😂 If you're someone who enjoys a good laugh and doesn't take life too seriously, then you'll love this cross-stitch pattern featuring the phrase "There are two types of people - Avoid both." This humorous take on human interaction adds a touch of personality and wit to any space. And the pattern itself is a fun and easy project for beginners or experienced stitchers alike. Whether you…

Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!

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Funny cross stitch pattern , quote cross stitch pattern , woman cross stitch , subversive cross stitch , easy counted cross stitch chart, xstitch, punto croce, embroidery, point de croix, Sticken im Kreuzstich. Original cross stitch pattern designs . Instant Download PDF . 十字繡 , 十字绣 , クロスステッチ. Fabric: Aida 14, White 141w X 122h Stitches Size: 14 Count, 9.84w inches (25.58cm) X 8.66h inches (22.13cm) Number of colors: 14 DMC This PDF pattern Includes: - Color pattern fit on one page for…

Funny and Snarky cross stitch pattern PDF for instant download Humble enough to know I'm replaceable, Cocky enough to know it's a downgrade. With minimalistic and bright stars cross-stitch frame ;) An easy-to-follow cross-stitch chart allows you to create original decor or a funny gift. ♥ Size: 137w X 138h sts, 14 ct, 10" X 10" (25w X 25h cm) ♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 2 DMC colors YOUR ORDER INCLUDES 3 PDFs with the high-quality symbol chart (PATTERN KEEPER & Markup R-XP compatibility)…

Cross Stitch Pattern. Once I Defeat The Chemical Imbalance In My Brain It's Over For You Hoes PATTERN SPECIFICATIONS: Skill level: beginner Stitches Used: full Cross Stitch. Fabric: 14 black count Aida Required DMC Colors: 5 Stitches: 89w x 90h Design size: 6.36 x 6.43 inches or 16.15 x 16.33 cm This instant download PDF pattern includes: 1. Color image of the finished design. 2. Color Block with symbols chart. 3. Pattern information. (Symbol Key, Floss type, DMC number and color). Please…

🟠 Also available as a kit: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1805881372 🟠 With the purchase, you will get a pdf file. There you will find: - the cross stitch chart - DMC floss color code scheme with symbols 4 colors, the background (black color) is not covered! - The design of your choice in size 132 x 144 stitches, it is 10 in wide X 11 in high/24 cm wide X 27 cm high for 14 counts. For other counts I recommend using an online calculator, like this one: https://www.123stitch.com/aidacalc.html…

Subversive Cross Stitch PDF pattern: It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherf*ckers