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English jokes

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Funny Joke: I just don’t wanna go to school!

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

Why the change

Why the change? George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed and screamed and ma...

Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor - Funny Readerism Jokes

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

Dirty Joke: You’ve got to make love to me this very moment

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,... ... wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and...

Funny Joke: A bible salesman won the top sales award – others want...

A bible salesman won the top sales award. But people are confused because he is famously known for being so timid that when he speaks, he stutters. So when the award was announced and the salesman is invited to the stage, everybody wants to hear what this man says. After handshaking the...

Why the change

Why the change? George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed and screamed and ma...