Funny cross stitch patterns

Cross Stitch Patterns that are Inappropriate but Fabulous: These patterns are not for the faint of heart. If you are easily offended please don't open these. Click through for a full list of inappropriate cross stitch patterns. #crossstitch #handmade

Cross Stitch Kit "My Favorite Essential Oil Is Chloroform" This counted cross-stitch kit contains: > 8" bamboo embroidery hoop > 14-count white aida fabric > DMC embroidery thread > needle > color pattern with color codes for DMC. Stitches: 76x 83, full cross-stitch. Design size: 5.43 x 5.93 inches or 13.79 x 15.06 cm - shown here in a 8" embroidery hoop Difficulty: beginner

Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!

Get your craft on with one of these 21 super sassy embroidery patterns. Loads of funny embroidery and cross stitch patterns with attitude!

Snarky cross-stitch patterns are all the rage among some stitchers, though I know they’re not everyone’s cup of tea. If you’re one of those who doesn’t like swearing …

Plain, classic, funny and simple. Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It will run about 5x5 and will look awesome in a 5x7 frame. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color…

When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it…

This pattern is fan-fucking-tastic! Note: Contains swearing, obviously! A modern cross stitch pattern, perfect for beginners or seasoned stitchers! This cross stitch pattern is designed to be used with a 4” (10cm) embroidery hoop and 14 count aida fabric. I prefer to use Trebla brand embroidery thread, and have included the colour code for Trebla in the pattern. Of course, you can use other brands of thread as you prefer, and I hope the colour description in the pattern helps you pick the…

Free Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns

Cross Stitch Pattern. Once I Defeat The Chemical Imbalance In My Brain It's Over For You Hoes PATTERN SPECIFICATIONS: Skill level: beginner Stitches Used: full Cross Stitch. Fabric: 14 black count Aida Required DMC Colors: 5 Stitches: 89w x 90h Design size: 6.36 x 6.43 inches or 16.15 x 16.33 cm This instant download PDF pattern includes: 1. Color image of the finished design. 2. Color Block with symbols chart. 3. Pattern information. (Symbol Key, Floss type, DMC number and color). Please…