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"I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself."  - George Burns

I’m looking for a job with behavioral restrictions. I’ve been bartending and doing stand up for almost three years now. I can show up at either job, drunk with five of my friends and nobody gives a shit. I need a job where I can sit alone and sober up . Human resource personnel need some training in how to handle stand up comics in interviews. When they learn I perform stand up , they either start reminiscing about the days when they dabbled in some sort of comedy, usually improv. “ Oh God…

George Burns  walked into our American Ballet rehearsal and introduced himself...Yep like we didnt know who he was.....

The following folks all lived to be at least 100 years old. They were born in different parts of the world and came from quite varying backgrounds, however, they do share one common factor. This factor is something that happens to be common among...

CBS RADIO - "The Burns and Allen Show" starring George Burns & Gracie Allen. Another of Nana's favorites..

CBS RADIO - "The Burns and Allen Show" starring George Burns & Gracie Allen. Another of Nana's favorites..

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