Husband quotes funny

Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And…

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house...

Well ... probably I won't

After the elderly man’s examination, the doctor said, ‘You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?’ ‘In fact, I do.’ said the old man. “After I have sex with the wife, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the...

20 Cute, Funny Love Quotes To Make Him Laugh Again After You Have A Fight

A great selection of funny husband quotes that show just how ridiculously husbands can be and what their wives have to put up with!

I've compiled a list of 58 of my favorite flirty memes. I love to send a sex meme for him to my husband to keep the spark going in our marriage.

These quotes about marriage perfectly sum up what it's like to be married. From meaningful love quotes, to funny marriage quotes , it's all here. #spousequotes

Your husband will always be tour biggest and oldest child that requires the most adult supervision.