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Paddy says to Mary if you were stranded on a desert island who would you like most to be with you?”“My uncle Mick” replies Paddy.“What’s so special about him?” asks Mary. “He’s got a boat,” says Paddy
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A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin. All of a sudden, a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them. “Hey! Show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary and says, “I don’t think...
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An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, “That’s about average up our way, folks… like I said. My boy’s names Graeme, a typical County Clare baby boy.” Two weeks later the man returns to the bar.
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The mother superior opens the door to see the two little green men. “How may I help you?” she asks. “Mother superior,” the younger leprechaun says. “Are there any leprechaun nuns in your convent?” The mother superior thinks for a while and answers, “No, we have no leprechaun nuns.” ...
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Ireland is a beautiful country with a lot of history. However, did you know that they are also really funny? Check out the top 19 Irish jokes. #irish #jokes #Humor
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Looking for that great Irish joke of the day? These longer Irish jokes are perfect for telling on those long work days. Make them your own and share.
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Get ready to sham-rock your way through laughter with 200+ Irish puns that are sure to tickly your funny bone! From leprechaun laughs to shamrock swags, this treasure trove of wit will make your heart do a jig! 🍀✨ Don't take life too seriously—join the pun party! #puns #IrishHumor #FunnyBone #Laughalot #ShamrockSmiles #PunGoals #Jokes #InstaFunny
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Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late one night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.” “I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve missed the last bus home.” “We could steal a bus from the depot,” Mick...
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They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today, so naturally they’re pretty desperate. Out on the water, one of them spies a genie’s lamp, and they both frantically paddle towards it. One of them pull out the lamp and rubs it, and lo and behold, a genie pops...
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These are some of the best Irish jokes you will find online. I have no doubt you will not make it through this list without laughing out loud. Guaranteed.
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Irish Joke What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? Description from pinterest.com. I searched for this on bing.com/images
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An Irish Daughter Returned Home After 5 Years. – An Irish daughter had not been home for over
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Top 20 FUNNY IRISH SAYINGS to get you laughing
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In honour of St. Patrick's Day, it is time for a little Irish style humour! Q: What's Irish and stays out all night? A: Patty O'furniture! Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day? A: St. O'Claus! Q: Are people jealous of the Irish? A: Sure, they're green with envy! Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player? A: The Halfback of Notre Dame! Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries? A: Sure, they're great at shorthand! Q: How did…
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Ah, Ireland. A land of gorgeous mountains, rivers, forests and coasts. Without this lovely country, we wouldn’t have Guinness, submarines, Ryanair, flavored potato chips (or crisps as the Irish call them), the world’s best whiskey, or Colin Farrell. It may be a small country with only 5 million residents, but it has certainly made its mark on the rest of the planet.
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