Long jokes

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again,

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, "Sonny, would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like." "Sure.", I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went...

Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, StPeter was standing there waiting for her.He said, “Welcome, Elsa.. #funny, #joke, #humor

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so she...

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says,“Twenty years ago I had

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over […]

There are three women. One is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They […]

Daily Funny Jokes & Humor

It can be hard being diplomatic all the time. It’s a skill like any other – a skill that some people lack. This is one such story. The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. You better go tell him and send him in to see me.” ...