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Old people jokes

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Funny Joke: A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore.   There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line.   After a while, it’s her

A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn at the counter. She asks, “Hi, do you sell extra large condoms?” The cashier says "Yes" and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by...

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one

83 year old Phillip was just going to bed, when his his 81 year old wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garage, which she could see from the bedroom window. Phillip opened the back door to go turn off the light, but he then saw that there were 3 men breaking into his garage. He...

“Importance of Organizing” -  (e.g. Table of Contents - My Blogs and Questions)

In its simplest meaning “Organizing” is a process of arranging things and keeping them into order. It is a part of life and can be performed at all

Senior Citizen stories, jokes and cartoons. - Page 6 - AARP Online Community

Hope this topic gives us another winner. Senior stories, jokes or cartoons to enjoy and have fun laughing at ourselves. BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE..... A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure...

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, 'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter' Edna always replied, 'I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and...

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year... ... and every year Buddy would say, 'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter' Edna always replied, 'I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks' One year Buddy and Edna went to the...

Funny Joke: Three old men reminiscing in a nursing home... ... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old.   The first old man said, "I'd give

Three old men reminiscing in a nursing home... ... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small...

Pin by Gwenda Maughan on Humor | Funny cartoon quotes, Funny good morning quotes, Old age humor

Pin by Gwenda Maughan on Humor | Funny cartoon quotes, Funny good morning quotes, Old age humor