Subversive cross stitch

Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!

You too, can master the rude cross-stitch sampler. The products in this post were updated in April 2018.

Cross Stitch Kit "My Favorite Essential Oil Is Chloroform" This counted cross-stitch kit contains: > 8" bamboo embroidery hoop > 14-count white aida fabric > DMC embroidery thread > needle > color pattern with color codes for DMC. Stitches: 76x 83, full cross-stitch. Design size: 5.43 x 5.93 inches or 13.79 x 15.06 cm - shown here in a 8" embroidery hoop Difficulty: beginner

These cross stitch patterns are completely inappropriate (also known as subversive cross stitch.) They have bad words in them and some have mature themes. Please only click through if you are looking for inappropriate cross stitch patterns.

If you’re the sort of person to be turned off or offended by a cross-stitch book called A Bitch in Time, you should probably move on from this review right now. It’s a book full of 30 s…

Funny, beginner friendly cross stitch kits designed just for adults. Handmade in the UK with cheeky patterns, accessories and free delivery on orders over £40.

I am silently correcting your grammar cross stitch pattern pdf - - - - - - - - - - - - • DMC colors: 9 • Size: 120w x 120h stitches • Aida 14 count, 21.77w x 21.77h cm / 8.6w x 8.6h in • Aida 16 count, 19.05w x 19.05h cm / 7.5w x 7.5h in • Aida 18 count, 16.93w x 16.93h cm / 6.7w x 6.7h in • Aida 20 count, 15.24w x 15.24h cm / 6w x 6h in - - - - - - - - - - - - Instant download 3 PDF of xstitch pattern: - only full cross stitches; - main picture for your reference; - full color chart with…

A description and example of how to do the parking method, which can be useful for more complex patterns and whenever you're stitching a bigger

DIY craft kits make an unusual gift idea for adults and our cross stitch designs are funny, rude and laced with profanity. We have something for all skill levels from total beginners upwards. Kits contain all the stitching supplies you need to complete your design and we also supply the patterns on their own as PDF downloads. #snarky #inappropriate #offensive #needlepoint #crafty #giftsforher #jokegift #gaggift

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Cross stitch patterns offer endless possibilities for creativity, from simple designs for beginners to intricate masterpieces for experts.

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DMC, the embroidery floss company, is running a contest that has cross stitch designers feeling stabby, and artists are submitting subversive designs.

***THIS IS A DO-IT-YOURSELF PATTERN, NOT A FINISHED PIECE*** This is an instantly downloadable 3-page PDF pattern so that you can stitch it yourself! Comes in color and black and white versions based on your stitching preference. It was the fuck around of times, it was the find out of times. A meme-ified version of the first sentence of one of the greatest novels of all time, "A Tale of Two Cities". Charles Dickens did have a great sense of humor, so I think he would approve of this version…

20 Sarcastic Cross Stitch Patterns (PG, PG-13 and R Rated) via TheKimSixFix.com

Subversive cross stitch pattern with Quote xstitch - Be nicer to yourself you dumb bitch - in Floral Wreath, creative and funny xstitch gift, Easy level with Color and symbol PDF pattern. ♥ This pattern is an Digital cross stitch. Instant download after purchase. Stitches: 84 x 110 Fabric: 14 Aida Size: 6.00 x 7.86 inches or 15.24 x 19.96 cm Fabric: 16 Aida Size: 5.25 x 6.88 inches or 13.34 x 17.46 cm DMC Colors: 12 This PDF pattern Includes: - Color and symbol pattern divided into pieces…

A fun, witty, nerdy, and irreverent craft book for the modern cross-stitcher.Sometimes it's good to be a little...improper. Profane, funny, and