For our first wedding year anniversary I gave my husband a fancy swiss army knife. He gave me a magazine subscription. "I thought we were doing traditional anniversary gifts, " he said, "first year is paper." For our second anniversary I gave him a bathrobe; he gave me jewellery. "I thought we decided to do traditional anniversary gifts, " I said to him, "second year is cotton." Finally, for our third year we were in sync and gave each other traditional leather gifts. Fourth year was mu...