1. Thankless cretins want to pole vault into the Christmas season and just bypass Thanksgiving. Give Thanksgiving its time, you ungrateful turds. 2. Stores that are open on Thanksgiving. It is disgusting, anti-family, greedy, and bullshit. Let's be honest, it's easy to fill my pockets with rage. I don't need much inciting. But this? This shoots me to the top of a towering crescendo of rage. Toys-R-Us is going to open at 5 p.m. Aren't most of us eating round 1 or round 2 of Thanksgiving…
