If you keep the gun in your purse,you get killed, because no woman can find anything in her purse in under twelve minutes. It is a rule. -Laurell K. Hamilton, Guilty Pleasures
EstaVS
b-nanalism: “Angry New Yorker™, Percy Jackson, is not diggin’ Econ and waits til the last minute to do his project ”
Yes we did lose it a long..long time ago
“I mean, couldn’t the master bolt be in some place like Maine? Maine’s very nice this time of year.”
Seven Heroes Of Olympus
Percy: I'm a joke. Annabeth: You're not a joke, Percy. Annabeth: You have to be funny to be a joke. Percy: How dare you I'm hi-fucking-larious.