birthday signs "but I don't give a f*** squad". Sagittarius, Gemini, Aquarius, Taurus, Scorpio, Aries
I don't care how old I am....Here hold my shoes.
I don't trust joggers. They're always finding the dead bodies. Just sayin'.
all you need is love, and a tiara .....and maybe a cookie
my universal remote control does not control the universe.
Birthday Sign Funny
We are all mature till someone brings out the bubbke wrap
Comforting Grammer Nerds
Me?Mature??! Ha! I still laugh when the ketchup bottle "farts"!
Nice try blocked number...But I dont even answer the phone for people I know.
Here's to all the kids who never find their name on anything in souvenir stores.
All super markets should have these. And Maybe a bike lane for the motorized carts.
When I get naked in the bathrom, the shower gets turned on
The best mights are when you're having too much fun to take pictures.
"You can see me???"