My cooking school teacher Mary Risley, made a YouTube video a few years ago that went viral. It’s a masterpiece called “Just Put the F***ing Turkey In The Oven!” Over 740,000 views later, we need Mary’s reminder more than ever: it’s just turkey, Folks. You can obsess over it, flip it, brine it, smoke it, or roast it upside down, but at the end of the day, absolutely nothing will change in the world if your turkey isn’t better than everyone else’s. Mary argues that turkey tastes like…