When you're often the life of the party and happen to be partnered up and in your 30s, you'll instantly turn heads when you say no to booze. I can personally attest to the difficulty of this. As someone who loves happy hour and has a particular affinity for lemon drop shots in totally inappropriate settings, there was no way I could get away with *not* drinking without inviting questioning looks. Before I give you the guide to fake drinking when you're secretly pregnant, let me take this mome...