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I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

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I've met some real pricks in my life, but you sir are a fucking giant cactus

my thoughts exactly !

My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. Every day of my life!

Had to laugh!  When I worked retail, mall employees would go out and walk around the parking lot, and quickly attract a long line of cars wanting their parking spot.  :)

A cure for the holiday-shopping madness (or de-stress with us for a bit of fun at the virtual casinos - safer than the parking lot idea ;

in the end you can only rely on yourself - Google Search

not just an idiot but a special kind of stupid in general. The sociopathic narcissistic delusional bitch in you has already been showing.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Oh sure, yes, I understand . you're stressed because you're not sure when I'm going to have time to do your job and mine.

Yep, sounds like a plan Stan

NEVER NOT FUNNY! LOL Funny Workplace Ecard: I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am.

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I almost showed up to work today with a positive attitude, but sarcasm stepped in & saved the day.

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Men see and think, Women see and think............

Men look at a woman's behind and think 'Wow what an ass.' Women look at a man's face and think the same thing.

There comes a point when, making a point becomes pointless.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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