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"Trust me, you can dance." - Vodka #quote #funny #funnyquote

Trust Vodka funny party dance drunk lol vodka alcohol funny humor funny quote funny quotes--I have heard this lie before

This is Literally what I think of Every time someone Seriously Pisses me off, which is almost Always.

In the Middle

that could mean lots of things like Pinkie finger - Pinkie promise. Ring finger - I do. Middle finger - Fuck you. Pointer finger - Yea, you Thumb - I'm okay.

don't spill it

Drinking quote - to me 'drink responsibly' means don't spill it!

#drinks #lol #classy #boss

Most Funny Quotes : Except for me it's "I don't get drunk I get happy.

Warning I'm Bored Things Could Get Dangerous White Mouse Pad | Sarcastic Me

Warning I'm Bored Mouse Pad

Warning I'm Bored Things Could Get Dangerous White Mouse Pad

The worst ever at estimating how long it takes to do something!

Funny Pictures Of The Day - 54 Pics. This is soooo me!

Epic.

Crazy Girl Quote - You can't imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give.

16 Reasons The Best Place For An Ego Boost Is The Women's Restroom

16 Reasons The Best Place For An Ego Boost Is The Women's Restroom

drunk bathroom friends are best friends

LOL!! Yep! Comme l'a si bien montré Louis-José Houde dans De père en flic!

This is me! I really hate spider webs I`m always afraid that the spider got caught somewhere in my hair :P

IKR?

I love how in scary movies the person yells out 'Hello?' As if the killers going to be like 'yeah i'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?

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