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I just laughed so hard at this

XD So a farmer is going about his business. The big mean DEA officer wants to check for illegal plants. Farmer tries to be nice, but DEA officer is too in love with his badge. The bull would probably love to see it.

me as a husband i always say stuff like "me as a husband" and especially "me as a dad" and i am a teenage female like? i think i just ran out of fucks tbh

Revelation 3:20 Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and eat with him, and he with me. | Genesis 3:10 And he said, “I heard the sound of you in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked, and I hid myself.”

I stand at the door and knock. If you hear my voice and open the door, I will come in, and we will share a meal together as friends. "He replied, 'I heard you walking in the garden, so I hid. I was afraid because I was naked.

YO UGLY SHE'S OVER HERE!! <---I would do it. XD And then get hit. XD

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Can this be a thing you're gonna be a video game designer, PLEASE MAKE IT! "^That will cause more hatred than Mario Kart and Monopoly combined." SO TRUE, definitely will end friendships.

Shark week

Shark week

I did this my freshman year XP we use Shark Week as a euphemism for periods too. And one of the boys that lived in my hall knew and we would always mess with him saying yeah its shark week and he would freak out and tell us he didn't need to know that XD


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This person who wants a darker, grittier Klondike bar commercial. Little girls being creepy :L


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I need to know the finale of this story. Can't just stop there! WHAT HAPPENED???

"And that's the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window into Dale's room." What a glorious story. The bigot girlfriend is in for a bit of a shock!

Brilliant! :D

Funny pictures about The Laziest Thing You've Ever Done. Oh, and cool pics about The Laziest Thing You've Ever Done. Also, The Laziest Thing You've Ever Done photos.

Old people say the best things. I love old people!

Old people say the best things. I love old people!<<and hit my aunt with a fly swatter

I hate my job. I felt soo proud when I understood this

I hate my job

My job is the worst… hahaha Oh My Gosh, I love this. I wasn't expecting the Scooby-Doo thing. I freaking loved Scooby-Doo when I was little

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When this happened.

When one exchange student learned how passionate America is about Bill Nye. < Bill Nye was my science education until I got to middle school where they have actual science teachers