Jason Bourne
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This is hilarious.

Basketball Fan Distracts Player: This might very well be the most epic fan distraction ever in basketball. The fan in the bleachers is holding up a giant sign w

I forgive and forget because I have a good heart and a terrible memory.

I forgive and forget because I have a good heart and a terrible memory. Still cultivating the terrible memory

Peanut Butter & Banana Pancakes

Peanut Butter & Banana Pancakes Ingredients: small banana, chopped 2 teaspoons peanut butter cup prepared whole-grain pancake batter 1 teaspoon honey Make it: Add banana and peanut butter to batter. Cook pancakes and serve with honey drizzled on top.

Because you're so full of yourself. Just like all the other people you surround yourself with. You suck.

Quit being an overly dramatic twat and telling people that I've abandoned you, or i will.