Alcohol Quotes

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Gotta love it! Alcohol

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Look who's calling me! Alcohol
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Look who's calling me! Alcohol

I am wearing my sexiest pair of sweatpants tonight!

I am wearing my sexiest pair of sweatpants tonight!

No Playing Christmas music before Halloween

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No Playing Christmas music before Halloween

Pumpkin Spice XANAX, for the seasonal anxiety!
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Pumpkin Spice XANAX, for the seasonal anxiety!

If you got it Haunt it! Happy Halloween

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If you got it Haunt it! Happy Halloween

Happy Mother's Day!
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Happy Mother's Day!

Next time I say "WATCH THIS" get me the hell out of the bar! Alcohol - find us on Facebook!

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Next time I say "WATCH THIS" get me the hell out of the bar! Alcohol - find us on Facebook!

My reaction when the bartender tells me "I think you've had too much to drink"

My reaction when the bartender tells me "I think you've had too much to drink"

Daylight Savings time Spring forward LOL!!!

Daylight Savings time Spring forward LOL!!!

I had so much fun this weekend, I got two drinks named after me!

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I had so much fun this weekend, I got two drinks named after me!

I drink because I'm thirsty!

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I drink because I'm thirsty!

I certainly don't drink all the time. I have to sleep you know!

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I certainly don't drink all the time. I have to sleep you know!

Go Home your Drunk! Happy Halloween

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Go Home your Drunk! Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween! Jack Daniels

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Happy Halloween! Jack Daniels

I have a date tonight with Jack Daniels

I have a date tonight with Jack Daniels