Texting things

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Can we just acknowledge the fact she has her momma in her contacts list as "birth giver"? <<< well I have my mom as creator so.... Sms Humour, Humor Texts, Funny Texts, Funny Jokes, Text Jokes, El Humor, Funny Contact Names, Message Mom, Funny Sleep

Does anyone else lay on their bed like that? xD

Can we just acknowledge the fact she has her momma in her contacts list as "birth giver"?<<<<< no shit I just changed my moms contact to birth giver

That sinking feeling when you get a text like this - it's right up there with "we need to talk" but with a punchline! Personal Questions, Hilarious, Funny, Haha, Love Quotes, This Or That Questions, Diagram, Calligraphy, Humor

That sinking feeling when you get a text like this…

HAHAHAHA, he seems more upset about the fact she hates bacon then the fact he's the dad and has to tell her parents! Lol Text, Funny Messages, Flirting Messages, Stupid Boyfriend, Boyfriend Girlfriend Texts, Funny Texts Pregnant, Drunk Texts, Funny Texts To Parents, Dare Questions

Number one is a lie so thus the message is incorrect. If it was a truth is would mean she hate bacon but it is a lie so she acually likes bacon. With the last text it says why do u hate bacon! Well she doesn't cause that was a lie.

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The 16 Funniest Break-Up Texts Ever - Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED And this is just one of the many reasons for why I prefer to hang no out with guys rather than girls

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