Memes and what not to show that I am single as fuck.
Really though, is it cute? Is it terrifying? Is it horrifyingly ugly? .... Actually im so desperate for physical attention I think I'd let it smack my ass no matter what it'd look like. <-- One time my friend snuck into my dorm and laid down on my bed without me k owing and it was peaceful at first but I just heard someone whisper “dat ass” and then next thing ya know *SMACK* I fell off the bed I was so shook. Now she’s my gf. Love her to death